Me, Myself, and I
NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS TERRIBLE SHE IS WASTING PERFECTLY GOOD FUCKING DORITOS SHES WASTING THESE DELICIOUS GODSENT CREATIONS SHES PROBABLY NOT EVEN GONNA EAT THEM SHES BATHING IN THEM I SAY WE FEAST ON HER NACHO FLAVORED FLESH FOR BETRAYING THE HOLY DORITO
are you kidding i’m more concerned about how she’s going to get the goddamn dorito dust out of all her nooks and crannies like come on you can’t touch one without getting it on you how the hell is she going to get that out of her skiddlyboop
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treating a woman with respect and regarding her as a human being doesn’t automatically mean ur cock deserves to get stroked sorry to break it to u
the documentary about this whole thing is so good
i think i just read the saddest story ever???
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So a few weeks ago I bought some pirate boots,
Which is cool right? Because pirates. But then I cocked up the laces and….
PIRATE STRIPPER BOOTS!
Perhaps this is some sort of sign…
I CAN GO FROM CAPTAIN OF THE HIGHSEAS TO CAPTAIN OF THE STRIP TEASE IN LESS THAN SIXTY SECONDS
I’m sorry but I really enjoyed that play on words
Just in case
I’m actually going to reblog a thing just because this is really important.
As someone who has epilepsy and used to have several grand mal seizures a day, I’d also like to add that “offer help” can range anywhere from keeping the person calm to explaining to them where they are and what they were doing to even just telling them they should sit and rest for a while longer (lack or coordination is common, and it can be hard to walk straight or see clearly).
It’s okay for them to take up to a half hour to fully regain their bearings and sort out what they were doing prior to the seizure. Just answer any questions calmly and be there for support.
If they come around and you start to panic or shake them or ask them what the heck is wrong with them they are going to freak out and panic too.
I cannot stress it enough that this is bad.
If someone has a seizure and they come out of it, please. please stay calm.
They are likely disoriented and confused, even if it’s only for a minute or two, and you don’t want them panicking on top of that because they can have another seizure as a result.
Book borrowing is the biggest form of true love it’s like, “Here’s a piece of my soul that I think you would enjoy.”
*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*
so I totally just hit 100 followers
it’s giveaway time
- ends 11:59pm EST, December 8
- one like, one reblog (additional reblogs won’t up your chances)
- giveaway blogs are ok, I mean hey, it’s just pizza
- if you get picked and you don’t respond to my message after 24 hours, I’ll pick someone else at random
- it’s pizza, holy shit
- and maybe even drinks, or anything else you can order from a pizza place!
- but you’ll get up to $25 worth
- following me? up to $40 worth
- if you’ve followed me before the time of this post, holy shit $50 worth
- if you’re within the US, you’ll be getting an e-gift card to order your pizza with
- if you’re international, we’ll work something out lol, but you will get your pizza, I promise
Reblogging this because while I have plenty of pizza (or opportunity for pizza) I may have followers who would love a free pizza :)
one day i will stop reblogging this gifset
today is not that day
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In case anyone is having a bad night:
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3
i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now
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